Archive for the ‘What the F*ck!’ Category

Google CEO Eric Schmidt doesn’t reveal much about himself on his home page.   But spending 30 minutes on the Google search engine lets one discover that Schmidt, 50, was worth an estimated $1.5 billion last year.
Earlier this year, he pulled in almost $90 million from sales of Google stock and made at least another $50 [...]

The last thing most surfers would want to see is a great white shark circling their board. But when two of the notorious apex predators began swimming around Chuck Patterson earlier this week off San Onofre in northern San Diego County, he saw opportunity.
Patterson, 41, who lives in nearby Dana Point, paddled [...]

A groom accidentally killed three relatives at his wedding in Turkey on Sunday when he fired into the air with an assault rifle in celebration, the Anatolia news agency reported.
Eight other people were wounded at the incident at the village of Akcagoze in the southeastern province of Gaziantep.
The groom unleashed a volley of rapid aerial [...]

An Elko County sheriff’s deputy arrested a Utah woman on nine counts of possession of a hypodermic needle without a prescription on Interstate 80.
According to Lt. Marvin Morton, a deputy was traveling west at 6:29 a.m. Tuesday near Deeth when he came upon a car that had struck a guardrail and was pulled onto the [...]

A Croatian waiter has been arrested after stabbing a customer to death.
The 39-year-old waiter got into a quarrel with the 38-year-old customer at a coffee shop in the eastern town of Nova Gradiska.
The waiter disappeared behind the bar and then reappeared brandishing a knife – which he then plunged into the customer’s chest, stabbing him [...]

Shaquawna Meaders had spent “a nice night” at her friend’s apartment as the friend’s skinny 14-year-old son made them laugh and his young siblings prepared for a trip to Coney Island.
Then on Thursday, Meaders learned that her friend had died, the young girls’ throats had been slit and police had begun to suspect the boy [...]

This image was posted on BP’s main website until yesterday. Look at all of those people working so hard to stem the oil disaster!
Now look a little closer. Now be appalled that it’s egregiously—and very, very poorly—photoshopped.
Americablog first caught the deception, which wasn’t terribly hard to catch given what a [...]

Zaver Rathod, 35, killed the reptile by hurling stones at it after it bit one of his friends in Surat, in the eastern state of Gujurat, The Times of India reported today.
Egged on by his companions, the farm labourer then consumed the entire snake raw for a 100 Rupee bet ($2.42).
However, [...]

An inquest into the death of a 30-year-old woman from Cirencester has ruled that death was caused by heightened sexual arousal as she masturbated watching pornography.
Nicola Paginton was found dead by her employer and a friend after they broke into her home. Miss Paginton’s boss Sarah Griffiths had gone to her home after she failed [...]

Huang Wei, a 22-year-old transsexual woman in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province. (Source: Global Times/Shenzhen Evening News)
BEIJING, July 10 (Xinhuanet) — Pictured is Huang Wei, a 22-year-old transsexual woman in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province who suffered botched surgery that left her with no testicles, but no female genital organ. Now Huang’s identity card is considered invalid and [...]