Archive for the ‘Fifs’ Category
Contractors Demolish Wrong House
Posted: 12th June 2009 by Veritas in Fifs, Oddly EnoughTags: contractor, demolish, demolition, Fifs, georgia
Woman Hides Life Savings Inside Mattress Then Mistakenly Throws it Away
Posted: 10th June 2009 by Sus Scrofa in Economy | Finance, FifsTags: Israel, life savings, mattress, million dollars, money
An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites on Wednesday. The woman told The Associated Press that she bought her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise present on Monday — and [...]
Bank Robbers’ Getaway Car Runs Out of Gas
Posted: 5th June 2009 by Sus Scrofa in Crime, FifsTags: bank robbers, cherokee, out of gas, robber, SUV, thief
Authorities say they’ve arrested two suspected bank robbers after their getaway vehicle ran out of gas. Daytona Beach police say 38-year-old Randall Fredric Walker went into the Riverside National Bank Tuesday afternoon and demanded money from a teller. After leaving the bank with the money, authorities say Walker jumped into a Jeep Cherokee driven by [...]
Russian Warship Mistakenly Opens Fire on Small Village
Posted: 1st June 2009 by Veritas in Fifs, PoliticsTags: navy, ria, Russia, st. petersburg, village, vyborg, warships
The Russian navy said on Friday that one of its anti-submarine ships had fired artillery at a village by mistake, state RIA news agency reported.
German Wanksta Blows His Nuts Off
Posted: 24th May 2009 by Sus Scrofa in FifsTags: blown off, dick, gangsta, gangster, Germany, gun, nuts, wanksta
A WANNABE gangster blew his own manhood to smithereens when his gun accidentally went off in his pocket.
Fla. Police Say Men Called 911 After Bad Drug Deal
Posted: 18th May 2009 by Sus Scrofa in Fifs, LifestyleTags: drug deal, florida police, marijuana, Pot, robbed, weed
Authorities said two men called 911 after they were robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy 20 pounds of marijuana. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office reported that the men went to a home Monday with $12,000 to buy the drugs. Two men at the home jumped them, took their money and drove off. A report [...]
Banana Used as Gun in Holdup, Then Eaten
Posted: 17th May 2009 by Sus Scrofa in FifsTags: banana, banana gun, gun, holdup, thief
Authorities in North Carolina say a store owner and a patron thwarted a teen accused of trying to carry out a robbery by concealing a banana beneath his shirt to resemble a gun.
Bank Robber Nabs $3K, Leaves Wallet Behind
Posted: 10th May 2009 by Sus Scrofa in FifsTags: bank robbery, Crime, Fifs (Life's Fu^k Ups), robber, stealing, stupid robber, stupid thief, thief, wallet
Police didn’t have to dust for fingerprints to find this suspect — they just rifled through the wallet he left behind at the scene. Albert Vincent Perkins was charged with robbing First Federal Bank in Kansas City on Thursday. Police said he walked into the bank, handed the teller a plastic bag and ordered her [...]
Chris Tucker Gets an Award Then Breaks It
Posted: 9th April 2009 by Sus Scrofa in FifsTags: Chris Tucker, comedy, Trumpet Awards
Man Decides To Clean Apartment With Gasoline While Smoking
Posted: 9th April 2009 by Sus Scrofa in FifsTags: fire, gasoline, smoking
CHILTON — A man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn’t thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and then tossed a lit cigarette into a pile of gas-soaked cushions and clothes. A criminal complaint filed Monday quoted a 47-year-old man as saying he knew gasoline is flammable [...]
Woman Makes Love to a Pine Cone, Needs Surgery to Remove It
Posted: 2nd April 2009 by Sus Scrofa in Fifs, Oddly EnoughTags: makes love, pine cone, Sex, surgery
A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone. Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod. Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” [...]