How Synchronized Swimmers Work

Posted: 21st August 2016 by Sus Scrofa in Oddly Enough

How Synchronized Swimmers Work

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The Onion’s latest Sports Science parody reveals that synchronized swimmers are controlled by a hive mind. They are incredibly attuned to each other’s states and are ruthlessly devoted to perfection. Disobedience will not be tolerated. Resistance is futile.

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