Archive for February, 2010

Samuel Martin Martin, a 27-year-old Spanish priest, has been thrown out of the Church after it emerged he spent up to $23,000 of church money on a sex addiction and advertised himself as a male prostitute.
The priest spent the money, some of which had been collected in a drive for Haiti, on sex chat lines, [...]

Rowdy curling crowds; spontaneous street parties; public drunkeness. You don’t have to look far for evidence that the crowds at Winter Games in Vancouver know how to have a good time.
And, as if anymore proof is needed that a wild Olympic atmosphere permeates B.C.’s largest city, now there’s an apparent condom shortage.

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Pro wrestler Awesome Kong claims a radio called her in the middle of the night from a blocked number and threatened to “’sucker punch’ her until she stopped breathing,” adding, “You’ll be dead like all those other niggers in Haiti you fat black bitch!” Kong, whose real name is Kia Stevens, says AT&T refuses to [...]

Whale Kills Trainer at SeaWorld

Posted: 24th February 2010 by Sus Scrofa in Sad News
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A killer whale attacked and killed a trainer in front of a horrified audience at a SeaWorld show Wednesday, with witnesses saying the animal involved in two previous deaths dragged the trainer under and thrashed her around violently.

The current Lincoln cent’s reverse (tails side) design is emblematic of President Abraham Lincoln’s preservation of the United States as a single and united country, as required by Title III of Public Law 109-145, the Presidential $1 Coin Act of 2005.  While the obverse (heads) continues to bear the familiar Victor David Brenner likeness of [...]

Woman Shows Up 4 Months After Funeral and Burial

Posted: 22nd February 2010 by Sus Scrofa in Oddly Enough
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Sofia Malysheva stunned her family after she knocked on the door four months after she had been declared dead and buried.
Ekaterina Malysheva, 23, said: “I collapsed when I saw her – I thought she was a ghost.”

Michael Vick to Pose Nude for Playgirl

Posted: 22nd February 2010 by Sus Scrofa in Entertainment, Sports
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From the Long Island Press, your ultimate source for nude Michael Vick news, comes this disturbing report: Playgirl magazine has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose naked. Those loud barks of protest you hear are not from dogs, they are from me.  Sorry.
Playgirl just offered Michael Vick $1 million–which they will give to PETA–if [...]

In  88 years, Florence Siegel has learned how to relax: A glass of red wine. A crisp copy of The New York Times, if she can wrest it from her husband. Some classical music, preferably Bach. And every night like clockwork, she lifts a pipe to her lips and smokes marijuana.
Long a fixture among young [...]

A nine-year-old boy in Malmö has been caught trying to sell a bag of amphetamines to an undercover police officer. His father has been arrested for using his young son as a drugs courier.

Plane Crashes Into Federal Building

Posted: 18th February 2010 by Sus Scrofa in Oddly Enough, Politics
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A small plane crashed into a business tower that houses some federal offices in Austin on Thursday morning, engulfing the entire front half of the seven-story building in flames.
A federal law enforcement official has identified the pilot as Joseph Stack, 53, and says investigators are looking at an anti-government message on the Web linked to [...]

A New Way to Charge Cell Phones

Posted: 17th February 2010 by Sus Scrofa in Science | Technology
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